So it turns out that just sticking a can of spaghetti on the stove to heat it up does not work the same way as doing it over a campfire.
It rose, in cylinder form, and then when I shut the heat off, it sunk back down.
Who let me be an adult
I CANT STOP LAUGHING WERE YOU EVEN TRYINGF DSFDF LDSF
just make it not from a can its not that fucking hard jesus christ